Sunday, March 24, 2013

conversations with bill, the nanny

BC:  what do you do with a dead hamster?
me:  sell it to a blind kid
       make a very small wig
       burial at sea
       overwhelmed by options
BC:  those are much better than mine.  which included throwing it away.
me:  did you offer a prayer?
BC:  we are a strictly non-denominational household.  an interpretive dance will be performed, followed
       by a short speech on reincarnation.

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