One of my tutor students gives me updates about her hamster. She told me she'd given him an apple for a treat after school. Knowing they're nocturnal, I asked if she'd woken him up to give him the apple.
And then we just laughed and laughed at how it would feel if someone woke us up at 2 a.m. and put an ice cream cone in our hand and was like, "here, have a treat."